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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 14:39

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
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No way
—
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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